Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Artificial intelligence is better than none at all.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Any incident you survive is called an experience.
A penny saved is... ridiculous.
Out of my way! I'm a scientist! -- War Of The Worlds
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd Wright
Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. -- Mark Twain
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
A UNIX saleslady, Lenore • Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more. • She found a good way • To combine work and play: • She sells C shells by the seashore.
All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees. -- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??! -- W. C. Fields
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -- Winston Churchill
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton
I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. -- Mae West
If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. -- Woody Allen
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. -- Woody Allen
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen
The Golden Rule: The one who has the gold makes the rules.
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
When your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat everything you find like a nail.
Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
Nobody can fix the economy. • Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button. • Nobody's perfect. • VOTE FOR NOBODY!
